Libertarians are a funny bunch. Half want to smoke weed and let corporations run everything and the other half secretly wants to roll back to 1946 America. How can person possibly tell which libertarian they are talking to? The age old litmus test of illegal immigration. It's always a hot topic among libertarians where half want to deport every illegal and the other half doesn't want the government to be strong enough to do that. It's their version of the omnipotence question.
Only instead of trying to give an honest and thoughtful answer, they just accuse each other of being sock puppets for (((sarc)))
The linked article is written by some foid that wants to have completely open borders. Typical libertarian talking point. Below is a summary of the comments
Chapter 1: 5.56 is a fed 
Vernon Depner: Every time a criminal is punished, that tears apart a family.
5.56: I hope those ILLEGALS get theirs torn apart so good and hard. Time to watch some border footage, yum.
VULGAR MADMAN : Ok, Fed. 
5.56: Ok, fa*g 
VULGAR MADMAN : Is 5.56 the length or the diameter of your penis?
5.56: A fa*ggot 
would be interested in that kind of information.
VULGAR MADMAN: So you're tiny. I'm so sorry. 
Don't look at me: .
A wild prfd1 appears!
prfd1 is angered by Don't look at me's comment consisting of a single, f*cking, period.
prfd1: An international political (DEMOCRAT) organization issues arrest warrants for Jews……
First nation saying – "WE WILL ARREST THOSE JEWS".GERMANY – 2024..WTF?DEAD SERIOUS.f*ckING LOOK IT UP.DON'T USE GOOGLE IF YOU ARE HONEST.prfd1's version of gooning is injecting wild thoughts into unrelated conversations.
Chapter 2
Times's up on VULGAR MADMAN's and 5.56's refractory period. These lady boys are busting out the manly toys. First they swing at a woman. Her name is Fiona, she wrote the opinion piece on illegal immigration. Opinion pieces
are the only thing reason.com is has. They don't actually do investigative journalism. They constantly insult the main stream media's ability to do a job they aren't will to do themselves. Oh the illegal irony!
5.56: Fionas tears are almost as sweet as those of ILLEGALS. Im thinking about all the DOORS that are SHUT to the children of ILLEGAL LOSER parents. All those translator puppet children of ILLEGAL LOSER parents that speak no english and let their 10 year old ANCHOR BABY APPENDAGES do all the talking at walmart for them. How sad and hopeless they must feel. I really love it.
VULGAR MADMAN: You're really overdoing it sarc. 
5.56: You are more retarded than you are old. Which is probably really hard.
VULGAR MADMAN: You only get hard when you go to links posted by palins buttpl*g. 
5.56: Jesus Christ, this so has absolutely nothing to do with me. But you also failed to identify me correctly when I did my Fiona one trick pony parody account. You f*cking idiot legit wouldnt stop accusing me of being OBL. Youre really not that bright, buddy.
Chapter 3: Drunken sockpuppets
GroundTruth has a solid question about how these policies will be enacted. He thinks racism is for practical matters though. He needs to be sent to the re-education camps first. FR FR.
GroundTruth pontificates with sweeping arms. "How does Trump propose to do this? Will we all be required to carry papers showing where we were born? As a practical matter, how do you separate the wheat from the chaff?"
Sarcasmic turns his head to the side, his smugness already yanking back one side of his mouth.
"If you're unwilling to sacrifice liberty to round up 11,000,000 vermin, then you're not a libertarian. If you don't support expanded police powers and immunities to catch these vermin, then you're not a libertarian. If you oppose deploying the military to build concentration camps for these vermin, then you're not a libertarian. No, if you oppose any of those things, you're a leftist. Duh."5.56 looks in sarcasmic's direction and righteously yells "ICE ICE BABY".
"Getting your socks mixed up again?" says VULGAR MADMAN as he walks up the 5.56.
VULGAR lifts his pant legs to show both of his socks match.
5.56 rolls his eyes at VULGAR MADMAN while scratching his balls. He replies, "You are beyond retarded, bud. Hope you die soon,
telling from how inflexible your brain is it can't be much longer."
A bottle of scotch is crafted from artisanal air as its imagined contents glides into VULGAR's mouth. 
"Your alcoholism will kill you first, sarcasmic." replies VULGAR
"You know that everybody here can see how much of a f*cking dipsh*t you are when you call me sarc, right?" shouts 5.56.
"Keep coping drunky."
"I think youre coping with the fact that you are expired. Must hurt."
A commenter by the name 'Don't look at me!' clicks the littlest co-signing pen in the world.
"Poor sarc" he says while making a pouty face at 5.56.
5.56 didn't even turn his head while quipping,
"Another goddamn idiot, dont worry, won't look at you. Unless you really want me to lol".
The green ethereal form of Vernon Depner fills the room with a faded green smoke. Arising from the vapors is a skeletal hand draped in a tattered sleeve. A long yellowish boned finger points to 5.56. The spectre's drooping face wails "We can all see who the dipsh*t is." 
DesigNate is not impressed by the Spirit halloween store theatrics and asks ,"Is that a 5.56 spoof or did him and Vulgar get some beef with each other?"
5.56 and MrMxyzptlk both have eager replies to DesigNate's query.
Disgust flinging from his mouth 5.56 lets us know what he really thinks aboug VULGAR.
"Vulgar is old and not very bright, so he is stuck on that sarc paranoia. He also seems to really like ILLEGALS for whatever reason. I mean, reason really doesn't have the brightest kind of commenters in general when you look at their little AI infatuations of late. But this here is as bad as it gets."
He continues.
"Its pretty obvious that Vulgar doesn't have the ability to process a whole lot of information, I mean I comment rarely, but not that rarely that the slow kid would have a reason to assume that I'm a sock."
MrMxyzptlk then offers his own theory to the query. "I think it's a reverse Spartacus gambit. Anyone they don't like they claim is 'Sarcasmic' a guy living rent free in their heads. They then dismiss this supposed sock of Sarcasmic as
being not worth discussing matters with. They're puss*es."
From the top of the peanut gallery two new voices accuse MrMxyzptlk of being a sarc puppet
"Says the sarc puppet."
"Good one sarc!"
Chapter 4: AT is the worst AT-AT
A commenter by the name of AT thinks Fiona is cherry picking deflated numbers because she cited a report that came out in January of 2022. AT insists that Fiona could have used more relevant numbers and AT's barrage began with the glare of red rockets and bombs busting in air!
AT goes on a rant and I'm not copying all of it.
Sarcasmic from the top of the ropes invokes Godwin's law and lands with an elbow drop that causes his haters to spew cope.
"We're either a nation of laws, or we're not.
Germany in the late 1930s was a nation of laws. Everything that was done was done in accordance with laws and regulations from the government. Everything.
It doesn't matter if it would tear apart families, affect American workers, or require militaristic enforcement.
They said the same thing."
VULGAR scoffs "Sarc with his genius idea's again."
"He's now an ansarcist" says someone not worth remembering
"More like: analcyst." chortles VULGAR
AT replies with spit flying from his mouth.
"So what? You did the EXACT THING that I said punks like you do (and Godwin'd it while you did).
Look, this is simple:
If you DON'T want to be a nation of laws, THEN SAY THAT.
If you DON'T think the United States of America should be a thing, THEN SAY THAT.
Stop puss*footing around where you really stand. The criminal illegal population in America is a SERIOUS problem.
If you want that problem to continue until the United States of America can no longer endure and then falls, THEN SAY THAT.
Or are you too much of a coward, and intellectual fraud, to do so – like Fiona clearly is."
Sarcasmic responds with vague talk about morals that vault him onto the high road.
"Authoritarians blindly follow laws because they blindly follow authority. People with a moral sense question unjust laws and see flouting them as a patriotic duty."
5.56 screeches
"Dude, the open borders camp is completely tonedeaf and out of touch with the reality of the kinds of individuals that illegal immigration brings into this country. Those upgraders are one of last groups that need sympathetic
political representation. Even the legal-ish ones know very well what theyre doing by instrumentalizing their children to become socioeconomic anchors. Making this sh*t legally easier isn't gonna help anyone."
AT is practically on his knees begging Sarcastic to declare that he hates America.
"You still can't even manage to say it out loud, can you. Can't sell it to anyone unless you obfuscate what you're peddling."
Chumby thinks making fun of Biden is going to make libertarians seethe
"Guess that makes Biden Hitler."
"Now THERE'S a winning ticket!" replies the ghostly form of Vernon Depner as he finally admits he's a nazi.
It's off to heaven now as his spirit finishes it's unsettled business.
Well that all the highlights everyone. I hope you guys enjoyed my first effort post. Jewish lives matter
